Saturday, July 9, 2011

I'm just getting stupider

Seriously, the things I've been catching myself doing lately............STUPID. Oh, I'm not supposed to say that word, Kennedee always tells me "that's a bad word" if I accidentally slip it out.

In the last couple months I have caught myself using my keyless entry car remote to 'unlock' the front door of my house. (Hey, I should patent that idea. Keyless entry for the home.)

My kids were being crazy loud and whiny in the backseat, and I turned down my volume controls on my steering wheel. Within seconds of doing it, I realized what I had just done. Where is my brain?

I even caught myself upon hearing Tayvlee crying, grabbing her binky and putting it in ryan's mouth, not hers.

I guess with all the multi-tasking a mom does, you sometimes just go on auto-pilot and zone out.

Speaking of multi-tasking. I was feeding Tayvlee and then Kennedee started whining that she was thirsty and wanted me to get her a drink. I said, "sorry Kennedee, it's Tayvlee's turn. There is only one mommy and 2 little girls"...........................to which Kennedee responded, "What about we have 2 mommies?" Polygammy actually doesn't sound that bad. I would love to have a wife :)

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2 comments:

Heather and Spencer said...

This makes me feel better...like I am not the only one! I am convinced I have become more stupid with each of my kids...I should probably stop with the 2!

Matt and Keline said...

We have a keyless entry for our front door. Sorry you will have to think of some other way to make big bucks.